It's one of the funniest things I have ever ran across. We had been having vandals at the local high school tearing things up just before the end of last years school session. I, along with another officer, were
assigned to spend our shift just walking the grounds in the dark as it was getting to be an every night thing. We were walking the back parking lot near the football and baseball fields when we could hear moaning. It was easy to tell that it was coming from the baseball field dugout. We walked around, one on each side and sure enough, there was a couple there having a lot more fun than we were. I hit them with the flashlight and she looked over at me and said "just wait…this is too f****** good. I stood there shocked as I have never experienced that reaction before. I was speechless for a few seconds and they weren't stopping. I looked at my partner and he looked at me and we started laughing. The couple stopped and started to dress. As the female was dressing she said "thanks for ruining it, you can take me to jail if you want because if you don't, we are going to finish somewhere else." We let them go and never saw them again. As we were walking away to continue
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our foot patrol, all my partner could say was "what a guy, huh?" My response..."I hope he never meets my wife!"