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Going with the flow
By Dave Parry
Metropolitan Toronto Police Force

I was doing stationary radar in an unmarked police cruiser during morning rush hour.  I observed a car approaching me quickly and also swerving within it's lane.  I locked in a reading of 78km/h in a 50km/h

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zone. (49mph in a 30mph) I thought this may be a DWI who had been partying all night.  I exited my cruiser and stepped out in the adjacent lane of the approaching car and motioned for it to stop.  The driver braked hard nearly hitting the curb and stopped. The female driver was alone and now desperately fidgeting with both hands at her waist. I took a few steps to the driver's door and noticed her skirt was around her waist and she was finishing adjusting her underwear.  I couldn't figure out what was going on until I saw the open package of sanitary napkins sticking out of her purse.  She apologized for speeding and explained she had just gotten her period while driving and was late for work. She wasn't embarrassed one bit but I sure

was! I gave her a ticket for speeding but dropped the rate and fine to the minimum.  That was the strangest traffic stop in the 10,000 I made working radar! 
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