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New Law in Alabama
The Alabama State Legislature has issued notices to all liquor stores that they have raised the minimum drinking age in that state to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Speed or be killed

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
How many blonde jokes are there??

A blonde woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her left breast hanging out.
A cop spotted her and walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"But why, Officer?" she asked.
"Well ma'am, because your left breast is hanging out of your
I should have wrote a warning!
A cop was rushed into the operating room for an emergency appendectomy. The surgery went well, but afterwards he had a weird pulling sensation on his chest. Worried that something else might be wrong, he lifted his hospital gown to take a look. Attached firmly to his chest hairs was a wide strip of duck tape. " Get well soon" was written on it, and was signed: " The nurse you gave a ticket to this morning."
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blouse," he replied.
She quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my God, I left my baby on the bus!"