OPEN MIKE

I was a dispatcher in the mid 80's. When I started the job, the chief wanted me to ride with the officers on all three shifts, day turn, afternoon and midnight, just to get a feel for the other side of the radio.
I was riding the day turn shift with the corporal who happened to be in charge since the Sargent was on his days off. I was enjoying the excitement of stopping cars, flying to calls and all of that other "good" stuff. While we were riding around, the corporal got a call from the chief on the radio to go to an auto dealership where they were unloading new cars on the main 4 lane street instead of the the side street. The corporal acknowledged and in disgust, threw the microphone down towards his seat. "This isn't even illegal" he stated to me "they can unload wherever they want as long as it doesn't impede traffic and block the whole road.: When we arrived the corporal saw the driver and leaned out of the window to tell him "my chief
has a bug up his ass, I know you aren't doing anything wrong, but could you move your truck to the side street so he will go back to pushing paper and screwing with someone else?"  The driver had no problem with the request and went to move the truck. A few seconds later, the corporal reached for the mike and realized that he was sitting on it. He picked it up to clear the assist call and dispatch responded "you had an open mike, the chief would like to see you in his office now."  We returned to the office and within minutes I was riding with the shifts senior patrolman who was now in charge. Corp. got a few days of unpaid vacation...
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