How many times do I have to do this? Funny DUI Story
I stopped a DUI before Christmas. He was all over the road and a real danger. When I got him out of the car to do FST's he just said, "I'm
drunk. Take me to get blood done." I asked him if this was his first DUI here since we draw blood only and he advised that it was his third. On the way to the hospital he said "My wife warned me if I got caught again, she was going to leave me." I ask if he thought she was serious and he replied "I hope so, the b**#* won't leave any other way."
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